nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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