Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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