i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Hippo gnu deer
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
