We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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