Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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