my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
