I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Duck Duck Cougar?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
