Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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