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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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