is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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