YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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