i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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