Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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