Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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