HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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