Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
