am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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