Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
