i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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