so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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