I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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