her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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