We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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