Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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