she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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