Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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