She's JV to your varsity
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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