That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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