How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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