Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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