My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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