Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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