fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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