This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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