I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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