I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
pop tarts are not kleenex
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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