I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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