Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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