do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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