How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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