I cockslap morals
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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