It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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