what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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