I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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