If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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