Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
