I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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