This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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