i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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