its not stalking. its research.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I look better un-naked...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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