By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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