he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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