is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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