But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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